Kid Claims He’s Too Bright for First Grade – Here’s What the Principal Said

 

Sadly, our school system often fails to encourage students’ imagination or give chances for creative thought.

The story‍ below, meant​ for fun, really shows important traits that should shape education: curiositycreativity and a bit of⁤ humor…

A first⁢ grader named Johnny​ wasn’t paying attention⁤ in class so his teacher asked him what was wrong.

The boy said: “I’m too smart for first‌ grade. My ⁤sister who is in ​third grade⁢ is not as smart as me. I think I belong in a‍ higher class.”

The teacher⁤ then took Johnny to the principal’s office.

While ‍Johnny waited ‌outside in the hall, the teacher ⁣explained the situation to the⁤ principal.

“The​ boy will​ take a test,” said the headmaster to the instructor “and if ​he doesn’t do‌ well he’ll‌ go ⁤back ‌to first grade for proper behavior.”

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Johnny agreed to‍ take part in the test after being ⁤brought inside and told about it.

“What is​ three plus three?” ⁢you ask him.

Johnny: “Six”

The​ teacher asked⁣ again “What is six times six?”

Johnny: “Thirty-six”

He ‍was tested ‍on‌ everything that principal thought a ‌third-grader should know.

After looking at his teacher briefly ,the principal announced “I believe Johnny can move up ‌to third ⁤grade.”

“Can ​I ask him some questions?” requested the ⁤teacher.

“What does ‌a⁤ cow have ⁢four of and I ⁣only have two?”

After thinking for a moment ,Johnny answered “Legs.”

“What do you have in your pants that I don’t?” continued his instructor.

The teacher’s eyes got wide‌ but Johnny⁤ replied “Pockets.”

“What does ⁢a dog ‌do when someone steps on it?” ‌asked again .

Johnny: “Yelp”

“What has letters F ​and K in it and means great excitement,”​ questioned his instructor .

Johnny: “A⁤ fire truck.”

“Put Johnny into‌ fifth​ grade,” told the principal,< strong > “I missed those last four questions ⁢myself.”

A good laugh doesn’t just make us feel‍ better.Scientists are finding out that it can help reduce pain ​and even assist with‍ fighting illness.

So go ahead enjoy this⁣ funny story & share it ⁣with your friends on Facebook!

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